You have the power, Blaine, embrace it.
"Oftentimes I meet people who challenge me, “You have no idea what you’ve done for me.” Well the truth is, it’s the other way around. I do have an idea, and a pretty good one at that. Because for whatever you may think I may be giving you, you are actually giving back to me, tenfold." (x)
These will never not be funny
"Fast and CURIOUS”